I think a great series of witty questions… am reblogging pls!

The Laughing Housewife

Time for some old groaners:

  • What did the sardine call the submarine?  A can of people
  • What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?  You can’t tuna fish
  • What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?  A beer-a-cuda
  • Where do fish parts come from?  Finland
  • Which fish dresses the best?  The Swordfish – it always looks sharp
  • What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?  Monkfish
  • What kind of fish will help you hear better?  A herring aid
  • What do romantic fish sing to each other?  Salmon-chanted evening
  • What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?  The Codfather
  • Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?  If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot
  • Which fish can perform operations?  A Sturgeon
  • What’s a sea serpent’s favourite meal?  Fish and ships
  • Where do…

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