Question


I’ve had this question in my head for the day now –

How do I politely tell some woman that I don’t like her face?

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  1. A couple of ideas spring to mind, none likely to enhance your reputation as a suave diplomat!
    1) Bellow out, ‘Step forward all women with a beautiful face! No, not you: get back!’
    2) ‘Madam, you remind me of a bulldog chewing on a wasp!’
    3) ‘A joke’s a joke, Madam, but you are HIDEOUS!’
    4) ‘Surgeons can do wonders with facial plastic surgery these days. Would you like me to give you a phone number?’
    5) ‘Looks aren’t everything, dear – but you haven’t even got a personality to fall back on!’

    I jest, of course!
    x

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      1. Its the real tough one…… being woman also I can’t dare of such thing… you have to put it in a way that she takes time to get your real mean…….. Otherwise you are gone Samir………..TC

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  2. How do I politely tell some woman that I don’t like her face?

    Answer = You don’t.

    What does her face have to do with anything? You don’t base your likes and dislikes on what a person looks like

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  3. Hmmm… How about “I don’t think that we should SEE each other any more; the phone is probably best for us….”
    If she asks why.. I wouldn’t answer unless you’re prepared to run for the hills!

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    1. Considering the innumerable advices I’ve received in the comments and plus yours, I think it’s a safe bet to just avoid myself a serious injury on my face by a vicious weapon like a sandal or a purse or even fingernails! lol

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      1. Yes! πŸ™‚ I think so, too! I’ve noticed that people who spend a lifetime of not being nice to people usually morph into troll-like creatures as they age. Perhaps that’s what has happened to her! πŸ™‚

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